Spencer Pratt Offers His Two Cents

Appropriately being released a day after the third season premiere of The Hills, Spencer Pratt debuted his new advice column for Radar magazine on Tuesday.
One reader asked of Spencer, “I just started dating this guy who I really like. The other night, we went out and got hammered. I ended up passing out in his bed. When I woke up, I discovered that I had wet the bed. I was so embarrassed that I left while he was still asleep. If I call him, do I have to apologize or can I pretend it never happened? Or do I have to wait for him to call me?”

In response, Pratt replied: “Wow! This is a situation you do not want to find yourself in. I personally would never want to be with a girl who gets so wasted that she’s pissing in bed. It’s time to sign up for AA, my dear, because drunks are not sexy.”
“Regardless, if the guy’s really, really, really cool, he might understand. But I wouldn’t count on it. Best bet is to be honest and tell him that was the drunkest you’ve ever been and that it was a huge mistake and it’ll never happen again. And make sure you buy him new sheets,” he added.
Meanwhile, Spencer’s girlfriend Heidi Montag has been busy with the launch of her second single, “No More,” in which she sings: “I wish that I never loved you. I should have never let you have my heart/You made me not want to feel again/Made me scared to open up/Now I’m better off/No more bad days/Don’t need you to validate me.”
Umm.